A couple of Cirque Du Freak memes from Vampire Council, one of my most active followers on Twitter. The first, riffing on Family Guy, made me smile -- but the second, using the words of a short song that Darren Shan sings in the books after unwisely downing a few too many mugs of the amber brown stuff, made me laugh out loud. I hadn't thought about that song in a long time. It was only ever a throwaway few lines, but it tickled me back in the day, and it still makes me chuckle now.

I'm so immature, amn't I?!? :-) :-) :-)

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