I
tried to
hide
The
Vampire's
Assistant
from my
two sons
when it
arrived,
but
failed.
My
eleven
year
old, a
most
reluctant
reader,
whose
only
previous
literary
interest
has been
comic
books
like
Garfield,
had
discovered
and
devoured
the
first
volume
in the
Saga of
Darren
Shan
a few
weeks
before.
He
pounced
on the
sequel,
successfully
fending
off his
mother
and
elder
brother
(he
takes
karate
lessons).
We had
to wait
our
turn.
I
have
been
very
curious
to see
where
the
author
would
take his
tale
after
the
dramatic
conclusion
of his
first
book.
After
all, how
do you
top
being
buried
alive,
if only
temporarily?
As the
story
starts
and its
young
hero
helps
Mr.
Crepsley
to feed,
we are
told
that his
'nights
as a
vampire's
assistant
had
begun.'
It turns
out that
this is
not as
bad as
it
sounds,
since
Darren's
guardian
is an
ethical
vampire,
who
takes
only a
little
blood
from
humans.
Indeed,
there is
quite a
Transylvanic
education
through
this
tale -
did you
realize
that it
was
vampires
who
started
UFO
stories?
Of
course,
Darren
is only
a
half-vampire
and is
faced
with a
very
serious
dilemma.
He will
soon
weaken
and die
unless
he
starts
to drink
human
blood,
something
he is
very
reluctant
to do.
As he
journeys
with Mr.
Crepsley,
Darren
discovers
the
dangers
of
attempting
to make
human
friends.
Seeing
his
loneliness
and
misery,
his
guardian
takes
him to
the
travelling
Cirque
Du
Freak, 'masters
of the
macabre'.
This
fulfills
every
kid's
dream of
running
off to
join the
circus,
albeit a
ghoulish
one.
Darren
even
gets to
perform
on
stage,
managing
Madame
Octa.
In
the
circus
Darren
rooms
with and
befriends
the 'dermatologically
challenged'
Snake-boy
Evra
Von, who
has the
longest
tongue
in the
world
and a
sleepcrawling
python.
They
spend
time
with a
local
kid,
Sam,
normal
except
for an
excellent
vocabulary
and
mesmerized
by the
Cirque
du
Freak.
They
also
encounter
the
friendly
ecowarrior
R.V.
(Reggie
Veggie)
who is 'passionate
about
the
environment'
though
misguided
in his
concern
for the
caged
Wolf-man.
There is
an
interesting
green
theme to
the
story -
I was
especially
impressed
by the
recycling
potential
of
Rhamus
Twobellies.
Other
new
characters
are
introduced.
Cormac
Limbs
has the
ability
to
re-grow
them and
there is
the
sinister,
smiling
Mr.
Tiny,
mysterious
leader
of the
Little
People.
I expect
he will
feature
larger
in
future
episodes
as will
the
briefly
mentioned
Vampire
Generals.
Despite
his own
problems,
Darren
continues
to show
concern
for
others,
especially
his new
friend
Sam,
doing
his best
to scare
him away
from the
Cirque
and the
danger
that it
represents
... 'if
I'd any
idea of
the
awful
night
that lay
ahead -
I'd have
run
after
him and
never
returned
to that
disgusting
circus
of
blood,
that
revolting
circus
of
death.'
I
am not a
fan of
horror
stories,
but do
share my
kids'
hypnotic
fascination
with
this
series.
There is
something
about
watching
an
ordinary
(more or
less)
boy deal
with
such a
bizarre
environment,
and
seeing
how it
evolves.
The
Vampire's
Assistant
is just
as
enthralling
as
Cirque
Du
Freak: A
Living
Nightmare.
Darren
Shan has
given us
another
ghoulish
feast
full of
gore and
gristle
-
definitely
not for
vegetarians!
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