First
Person
Vampire!
At least
one
member
of the
Download
crew
still
wakes up
in a
sweat as
the
result
of
nightmares
about
his
creative
writing
class in
school.
The
teacher
was a
fearsome
old man
by the
name of
Williams
who had
a neat
truism
for
every
occasion,
and one
of his
favourites
was
"never
write a
story in
the
first
person,
lad; it
turns
readers
away."
Darren
Shan
obviously
never
went to
creative
writing
classes
with Mr
Williams
because
he is
now into
his
fourth
book in
his
best-selling
saga and
he's
still
writing
in the
first
person
-- mind
you,
being a
half-vampire
helps,
we
suppose!
Vampire
Mountain
sees
Darren
accompanying
his
mentor,
Mr
Crepsley,
a fully
fledged
bloodsucker,
on a
long and
perilous
journey
into the
inhospitable
mountains
where
the
Vampire
Generals
hold
their
twelve-yearly
council
meetings.
Mr
Crepsley
is being
deliberately
vague
about
why
Darren
must
undergo
the trek
and why
he must
be
presented
to the
Vampire
Generals,
confining
himself
to the
observation
that the
hardships
faced on
the
journey,
during
which
the
abominable
vampaneze
are a
constant
menace,
should
be
viewed
as a
test of
character.
The book
is a
gripping
read
from
start to
finish
and we
suspect
that
we're
going to
be
hearing
a lot
more of
Darren
Shan's
adventures
because
Warner
Bros
have
apparently
just
paid a
seven
figure
sum to
secure
the film
options
on the
first
two
books in
the
series.
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